Objectables publish mostly funny greeting cards, as in most of our cards are meant to be funny but some aren't. There is always a chnace that you may find all of or none of our cards funny, we all see things differntly right, but I'm merely setting out our intentions here. You decide. We will give yoiu sweets though.
A card from a beautiful artist painting beautiful paintings of cacti and succulents. I can say she is beautiful because it is true and sher is my wife. So there.
A silly monster card for childrens birthdays.
An unpleasent card which has been altered to make it more pleasenter for the person you are giving it to.
Am historically accurate card comparing peoples ages to that of other people who may or may nort be more famous than them, and dead.
This is a birthday card with a very nice picture of a naked man on it intended for another person naked or otherwise.